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… all day

May 23, 2014

My Thumb’s so “green” it’s ‘BLACK’! If you’ve ever picked a LOT of Tomatoes you’d KNOW the “joke” IS REAL. I try to grow my OWN VEGETA-VITTLES because I KNOW where the “nutrients” come from. WHO picked them. And,  HOW they were treated when they were ‘stored’ for later consumption. There’s TOO MUCH going on by the “food” production companies for me to trust
the “WHAT” of what’s going INSIDE my body to someone that enlists SCIENTISTS to rearrange the molecules of a simple fruit or vegetable.

Now, it’s COMING BACK to HAUNT YOU!!!

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(http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/health/hummus-walnuts-recall/?sr=google_news&google_editors_picks=true)

(http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/21/health/beef-recall/?sr=google_news&google_editors_picks=true)

(http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/09/health/gallery/worst-foodborne-illnesses/?sr=google_news&google_editors_picks=true)
oh give me a home where the Beef-alo roam
and Listeria isn’t on plates
where sell-dom’s not verb and the ants aren’t in herds
and no fear of a Cantaloupe or Date

foam foam I’m engaged
where bowl and the seat find no play
where some call it GERD
that’s the wrong end of heard
and the air isn’t cloudy ALL DAY

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And, just THNQ/ “THINK”, there’s word that because of the burgeoning population versus ‘CLIMATE CHANGE’ that “DESIGNER MEATS” are being readied for a restaurant “NEAR” YOU!

(https://www.google.com/#q=faux+meats&spell=1)

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… your tail IS DONE

April 26, 2014

(http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/rep-michael-grimm-indicted-according-to-people-familiar-with-case/2014/04/25/b65659b4-ccbf-11e3-95f7-7ecdde72d2ea_story.html)

(http://www.haaretz.com/1.587423)

(http://www.nationalgeographic.com/grimm/index2.html)

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimm_%28TV_series%29) *

(http://www.history.com/news/the-dark-side-of-the-grimm-fairy-tales)
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POLITICS: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics)… “meaning “of, for, or relating to citizens”) is the practice and theory of influencing other people on a civic or individual level.”

POLY-TICKS: (“Omegetymon”)…

Poly= MANY/ (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/poly-)

TICK: a.) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick) B.) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick)

SEE.) A ‘GROUP’ of AMBUSH “hunting”, DISEASE transmitting Insects that are selected every TWO , or FOUR, Years to render “good JUDGEMENTS” for the CITIZENRY that they REPRESENT. ( Not to REPREHEND.)

As we are getting more “business” types into the TWO houses of representation the recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling on FINANCING,

https://www.google.com/#q=supreme+court+on+campaign+finance+ruling),

IS looking like a “FRATERNAL” FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY. All “they” have to do is “show” their district’s SHEEP’S SKINS. And, the path ahead is “looking” like there’s going to be A LOT of SNAKE OIL to be distributed NATIONWIDE.

And, here’s a GREAT IDEA:

'NOUGH SAID!

‘NOUGH SAID!

 

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the story starts so easy
the innocence sincere
but most folk didn’t gander
great handshake leading lear

like hiding under ‘bridges’
have Snow White as her “prince”
though HOW you got to where you are
is making colleagues wince

’tis time for new selections
of who makes rules where from
once “upright” reversed reflection
brother Grimm your tail IS DONE

… walk away from its dumb ass

March 4, 2014

It’s been a devastating couple weeks. Employment is, momentarily, nil. BILLS have been due. And, the O.C.P.D. is screaming for me to “take away the pain”.

But, I CAN’T. THAT would make things WORSE. I KNOW without a meeting. (THIS IS my “MEETING”, for the moment.) The “market’ is picking those that enjoy being marginalized, ( I’ve taken my neighbor to work where I HAD been… showed up everyday, OVERDID the tasks. When the Woman that works her department IS absent two of five days a week.). I find this “difficult” as the “person’ that facilitated my, “AT-WILL”, dismissal WAS to understand the same the very NEXT DAY. The temporary “service” that IS making HALF the “appointee’s” salary has a focus on this company, as they are NOT making good choices of “end-chain”, and are “Hamster Caging” new enrollees.  It’s tough out here when the jobs are too simple but, vested hold enmity to the “worker”. This “may” be “why” the business acumen has been clouded of late. Those that THINK are “suspect”. The world wants tweeters, not “world beaters”.

So, the past snorts from an unwanted slumber. And, it tries to become the sultress that fooled “you” when the adrenals overpowered “COMMON SENSE”. Not today…

IT looks just like this.

IT looks just like this.

=++++++++++++++++

yes I’ve relapsed
a time or three
this pain filled truth
hope’s exit fee

the fall to urge
the taste the touch
just one too many
one mores too much

the “girls’ that they provide for show
most anything the trade for go
inbibe the trance for circumstance
pay well enough they’ll kiss a lance
but these digressions all askance
don’t pay the bills nope not a chance

next time relapse calls me to task
I’ll leave it empty “I THINK I’ll PASS
and when it smiles behind death’s mask
I’ll walk away from its dumb ass

… I won’t dread

January 22, 2014

I, ah, tempt

two strop bye

many sites

to sharpen

just this place

twilled of gray threads

overcharged

the weave

will mesh some heads

though not as bright

as wish to be

the ‘niqueness

has its trace

fore as I read

what many’ve cast

it’s new that

I won’t dread

bear-11

The PONDER BEAR.

Tarred Heels

January 1, 2014

The feathers aren’t flying as yet but, the [CHICKENS] have begun to gather, in their home-“sicknesses”, as there’s “something” amiss at the ROOST. The “Cockrells” are “learning” that “winning” without the ‘spurs’ of “testing” will be deemed, (DEANED.), as cause NON-DIPLOME’… and the possible forfeiture of MANY accomplishments within the “rings”, fields and arenas of “battle”.

The saddest note, as yet to be sounded in public, is the ghost cadre that “funded” the feaux grade-point hours to the academic responsibilities required for institutional pride.

Since this is just the initial sighting of this ICEBERG the mass below the surface may be larger than the combined stocking lengths of Shoeless Joe’s team-mates laid end to end. ( That would include ALL their stockings… dress, casual, Church, dress. business and travel.)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ‘student’ pays
as “athlete”
the structure
sinew and bone
the brain’s to be
recepticle
the alma matre’s home
the rules are set for
respectable
to fall within
clear lines
it’s sponsors and
some also-rans
seen scrubbing
various blinds
the dreams received
their justices
soon “needs” replaced
their stakes
the who that was
has musty-ness
as stature’s
swept to grates

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Since Google won’t give you clear direction…

( http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/01/sports/as-for-athletes-but-charges-of-tar-heel-fraud.html?_r=0&pagewanted=all)

DIVIDE AND CONQUER

November 16, 2013

On coming to this site the “First” vision is that of the “Honorary [CANNONEERS] of the [“WELLSIC, H.G.”] School of Phantasmals. The thought isn’t so far-fetched when you ponder the explosion of Govern-MENTAL agencies that have SPECIFICALLY designated DUTIES AND FUNCTIONS… and, if ANY of YOU have attempted to seek the EXPERT ASSISTANCE of receiving some sort of restitution and / or [“MEA CULPA”] by “a” stringently defined PERPETRATER , your receiving such as an INDIVIDUAL is very negligible. Even MORE SO if the offense is…

col·lu·sion
kəˈlo͞oZHən/
noun
noun: collusion
1.
secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, esp. in order to cheat or deceive others.
“the armed forces were working in collusion with drug traffickers”
synonyms: conspiracy, connivance, complicity, intrigue, plotting, secret understanding, collaboration, scheming

… and of “ANOTHER” AGENCY’S  “JURISDICTION”.

The BLATANT audacity of BANKS and our [INFORMATION TECHNOLOGIES] companies tunneling THROUGH our small section of “the vault” via the “CONVENIENCE” of the CREDIT/ DEBIT CARD has allowed the C.E.O.’s, ( Connivers, Every One!), to cobble together everything that [FAGIN] aspired to.

With that sketch of seethe I’d like to direct the topic further into the personal. In AUGUST of 2012 my newly acquired,( previously belonging to the seller of a freshly purchased TRAILER.),  DSL service provided by AT&T was, FATALLY, to be [TENDERED] via “DEBIT CARD” through J P Morgan/ CHASE . As the FIRST Thirty DAY cycle of usage came due that same morning I used an ATM to see the “balance” of my account. ENTROPY, (One of the ideas that has been historically involved in the concept of entropy is that nature tends from order to disorder in isolated systems. [ hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/therm/entrop.html‎]),          had unsettled the “BINARY-BEAN-COUNTERS” of AT&T’s “super 286″… FOUR TIMES (!!!!!!!!!!!)In THIRTY DAYS. Chase said that $300.00 was “CALLED for”. AT&T had a Corporate “CEILING WALKER” that found the problem, but “THEIR” S(T)UPERIORS did nothing to rectify the matter, ( since they ALREADY HAD my moneies, it “DIDN’T MATTER” to them.)
, and CHASE DEMANDED that I “REPAY” the “overdrafts” to the tune of CALLING ME 15 TIMES WHILE I WAS SERVING JURY DUTY, A TERM OF FOUR DAYS!

It’s been FIFTEEN MONTHS and TODAY I have found that the VAUNTED, OHIO NATIVE  Richard Cordray LEAD CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION BUREAU had CLOSED the case “Because “WE” ONLY DEAL with the FINANCIAL aspect of the report… YOU’LL HAVE to get in touch with the FCC about AT&T”. They hadn’t contacted ME in over a year. DIDN’T have ONE ONE-THOUSANDTH of the copied PROOF SENT to those WASHINGTON DC offices. FORGOT that there were THREE identification numbered cases.

The entirety of this post IS to give “TWO LIGHTS”,(the signals “one, if by land, two, if by “SEE”!), about how ‘LEGALITIES’ are being used to separate DUE DILIGENCE from the CITIZENRY. If an ‘agency’ may ONLY perform a “DUTY” that has NO JURISDICTION to perform an INVESTIGATION in a …

u·ni·lat·er·al
ˌyo͞onəˈlatərəl,-ˈlatrəl/
adjective
adjective: unilateral
1.
(of an action or decision) performed by or affecting only one person, group, or country involved in a particular situation, without the agreement of another or the others.
“unilateral nuclear disarmament”
synonyms: independent, autonomous, solitary, solo, go-it-alone, single-handed, self-determined, maverick, isolationist

…fashion the combined “crimes” become a NON EVENT due to their separation. This IS the ‘SET-UP’ that is slowly gaining a very strong, “UNSEEN”, little detected ROOT SYSTEM that WILL BECOME the TYPE of “JUSTICE” of the CORPORATION GOVERNED FUTURE. Unless YOU can “see it” before it…

METASTASIZES: Pathology. (of malignant cells or disease-producing organisms) to spread to other parts of the body.

This “Social” device and action is commonly called…

DIVIDE AND CONQUER.

Barring a Door From the OUTSIDE

November 9, 2013

To ‘HECK’ with hope! I’m gonna’ close “her” out by her own admissions.

DEAR Twdyen,

YOU stated that English WASN’T your ‘First Language’. But, the overt HATE you spoke was quite grammatically ‘correct’. I, on the other hand, COULD NOT give you justification to the POSIT of my COLOUR hating another AMERICAN just because their trek here started in ANOTHER COUNTRY. YOU haven’t learned what your NEW ‘HOME’ was BASED ONLIBERTY, as opposed to what ‘value’ you WERE DRILLED with: FREEDOM.

LIBERTY and FREEDOM are the “CAIN and ABEL” of societal definitions… FREEDOM equals the ability to “DO” ANYTHING “DESIRED”. LIBERTY is the same, except… WITH MORAL RESPONSIBILITY(-IES).

You’ve expressed YOUR FREEDOMS VERY WELL.

I say this, “WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE”…

WELCOME to AMERICA!

MY HOME, SWEET HOME’.

“D”

p.s. :  I  CARE* ABOUT ALL in this world. It”s just those times when there are those that drive me to not CARE “FOR” them.

*Creating

Actual

Relevant

Empathy

In a World of a DISTRANSITIVE, MATTERS

November 8, 2013

I’ve HAD to take the time to jot about the following “end-counter”. Written after I’d witnessed one of the most glorious prosal gives I’ve yet to react “TO”.  The blogger had read a post then “LIKED” it. I was intrigued by the name so, went to see “WHO” this was. The piece IS: “you’ll choose the ending tonight”, [ LUCA],  (GO SEE IT!), afterwards this is how I commented…” You REALLY have a way of making someone walk INTO a “HAYMAKER”! my triptych of thought… WOW!”…  Upon making sure that it passed moderation I noticed a comment that seemed off-kilter, made by a someone monikered “twdyen”. The response I made was THIS: “the SLOW are too busy sneaking “up” on themselves.”, whereupon “DEAR” TWDYEN ‘shot’ this group of PUFFERY…

“Let me just fast forward to the end of a possible discussion with you. Africa is the worst continent in the world. If an African American despises an Asian American or a Latin American on the basis of race, how are we supposed to call him? A delusional racist at best.”…

OOOOHHHH, “MMMMMMY”. Not bad for, almost noon(-ish). I JUST HAD to see the site of THIS ‘MENTALITY’ / *”EU”-PINION, ( * EU= French for Water, which things WEREN’T holding at the present.)

YES (!), Ladies and Gentlemen, I DID pick up my DELLED MONT BLANC and traipsed to [http://simplyjet.wordpress.com/], the post:

The Problem With Chinese.

A GOOD article that explains the cultural CATCH-UP that so many of US that DON’T have the HISTORICAL PROVENANCES of THOUSANDS of YEARS. If sir TWDYEN had the forethought to have studied YO-YO MA’S SILK ROAD ORCHESTRA a lot of confusion(s) may have evaporated from his POSIT.

This is the return “volley”…

“sir Twdyen, I have an acquaintance that HAS a DEGREE in THREE “Official” dialects of CHINESE, He got HIS at a CHINESE University. His WIFE is a KOREAN Musician AND, if “need be”, I can contact one of the “Littlest Angels” of the Korean National Ballet group. DISTANCE IS USEFUL for ‘WE’ AFRICANS… SINCE they ARE SUCH CLOSER NEIGHBORS.
“D”

As TWDYEN will find, those that HAVE lived within the border called the WORLD, the textures and rapiers aren’t much different… A RAPIER only has ONE ‘POINT’.

The follow-“up”:
“I am not a nice girl that will clean up your ass. There’s no degree in Chinese dialects, just as there’s no degree in Black slang. And by calling them dialects you already are belittling them. I hope you are not going to make a lawyer’s job too easy. For most Chinese, it’s the written language that counts. For linguists, it’s the spoken language that counts. But, you have to know the difference to explain your usage of the term “dialect” in the correct context. Bye now.”
Lastly, if you too noticed TWDYEN IS a WOMAN. The inference of having a Lawyer’s job to made easy is funny… Since I’m CERTIFIED in SO MANY directions. For  TWDYEN to make such adieu about…
I wonder if there’s anyone out there that can /WOULD correct either of us?
Addend-dumb: Playing with a SUPERIOR opponent is most fun when the the “FIELD” is changed to a POOL.
I JUST “CAIN’T HEP M’SEFF”.
DEAR TWDYEN, in the NEOLOGISTICAL world living around US this is the response to your citing that “there’s no degree in BLACK slang”…
If a “PICTURE” IS worth a THOUSAND WORDS, You’ll NEVER get to the end of this dissertation.

These FAILURES Are IMMENSE

October 27, 2013

[http://www.eonline.com/news/474574/julianne-hough-goes-blackface-as-orange-is-the-new-black-character-for-halloween-costume ]

SUBTERFUGE:
sub·ter·fuge
ˈsəbtərˌfyo͞oj/
noun
noun: subterfuge; plural noun: subterfuges

1. deceit used in order to achieve one’s goal.
sub·ter·fuge
ˈsəbtərˌfyo͞oj/
noun
noun: subterfuge; plural noun: subterfuges1. deceit used in order to achieve one’s goal.
synonyms:    trickery, intrigue, deviousness, deceit, deception, dishonesty, cheating, duplicity, guile, cunning, craftiness, chicanery, pretense, fraud, fraudulence
More “the use of subterfuge by journalists,”trick, hoax, ruse, wile, ploy, stratagem, artifice, dodge, bluff, pretense, deception, fraud,blind, smokescreen; informalcon, scam    “a disreputable subterfuge”.

This IS the SEASON of ALL HALLOWS EVE, “Sleepy Hollow” and the ‘Headless Horseman’ and all. The COLOUR “SCHEME” WAS Orange and BLACK… Orange= the harvested colour of a Pumpkin. Black= for the “space” filled with the spirits of the departed … NOT (!!) the visual ‘slander’, SOCIO-POLITICAL (O)OPINION so (UN)DEFTLY expectorated by  Julianne Hough. ( Who “DID” ‘PHWEET’ an “apology”, but NOT to ANYONE that would be old enough to actually KNOW [” WHAT (!!!?!!!)”  ] she has done. There’s NO excuse for this since a “similar”  occurrence happened to…
DUNKIN-DONUTS (Asia)
(I thought that the “reader” would appreciate the spacing to let the visual “nuances” paste themselves through the ocular region of their repulsion… Or laughter.) (See bottom of article.)

Such “progress” since Score, MINUS ONE sixty-four
‘overcome’, yeah for some “CARE’S” returned to POOR
“ROCK-the-VOTE” what a JOKE, they don’t know “what for”
educate, far TOO LATE, changeless ‘SHORE-TOO-SURE’

“APOLOGIZE”same great LIE “LIGHT” is, STILL, “what’s” right
there’s NO CHANCE to advance another type of “flight”
it’s the “MAN”, what a sham, a GOOD HEART’S out of sight
wonder why, “HAD” to spy, the “GREATEST” see the plight

After all Nations fall you just have to give them time
rulers fret, how to “GET”, remaining “TRUTH” sub-lime
CITY-ZEN none can spend, their ‘lected causing crime
not too long, WORLD-WIDE throngs are asking “AIN’T THAT MINE

“Restless ‘young’, just having “fun”, no matter who’s expense
not well taught, step “in” it CAUGHT, and now you’ve NO DEFENSE
iHate mass, the broken glass, fulfillments to make cents
where with “ALL”, a happy pall, these FAILURES ARE IMMENSE

The question IS… HOW could someone “IN the business of “entertainment” use such a “BIRTH of A ‘NATION'”  expression of STUPIDITY!!!?!!! The PROBLEM is that the STUDIOS looking to sign her ‘talent(s)’ should look at the duration of LOST potential revenue as they HAD with [ “COSMO KRAMER “]. Needless to say I “DO” have a couple of verses about my “feelings”, and historical WITNESS…

AND… TO… THINK… that  this IS but a SMALL EXAMPLE of the CHILDREN that “grew up” from the “parenting” excellence of the 60″s generation. ( Remember      [ ABBOT HOWARD HOFFMAN ] .)

If a crappe’-au-lait’ compostical is infanced through having one’s tresses caulk-ringed  into  Aphreaux POOPS, accented by a SIMONIZED, day-glo , Roosevault Island, Oinj frump-suit , then the stake-mint “made” is “RIGHT-ON”.

Dunkin' Donuts Thai advert

“GOD”… WORKED Too Hard For THIS !!!

October 18, 2013

[ To “LEAD” boys into MAN-HOODS ]…

The Motto:  On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.

[Once upon a time]

The Boy Scouts of America have been around for some time. They’ve , ( They had.), been one of  the foundational institutions that were counted on to mold the youthful minds, and bodies of male youth as the progress of the civilization here in America, and around the WORLD, ‘needed the well rounding experiences to THINK and RESPOND to “any” situation presented them.

How, then, has the “leadership” come to the rationalization that they COULD DECIDE  WHAT “NATURE” made “DANGEROUS” to the youth the “leaders” were in charge of !?!   WHO TAUGHT these “men” the the EXAGGERATED importance(s) that would bring their decision to DESTROY TWENTY M-M-M-M-MILLION YEARS of ARCHITECTURAL “WHITTLING”. MATHEMATICAL CALCULITIC ARTISTRY. CHEMICAL “BETTY CROCKER(ING)” of EXTREME EXCELLENCE ! And, lastly , THE APPRECIATORY REVERENCES of WITNESSING the WORK of ‘ONE’ that DID ALL the WORK… WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING IT DONE.

The “men” that were chosen have brought the organization DEEPER to its “knees” than any other ‘problem’ encountered before. HOW can these THREE justify their act, or ACTIONS ? If they own businesses those should PAY for the VANDALISM  and RE-TEACHING of their troops, ( Which IS PROFOUND ENOUGH to warrant such training until the age of THIRTY.), against the thought that “an adult has the FREEDOM, ( “FREEDOM= being ABLE to do “something” AS ONE DESIREs / WITHOUT  CONSEQUENCES of said action, decision,), to do WHAT THEY DECIDE… WITHOUT CONSULTING A CONSCIENCE, or AUTHORITY . This IS the (GROWING) problem of SOCIETY, as we’re experiencing TODAY.

(AGAIN, a poem.)

you took the chance

and played at GOD

in front of children

who gave the nod

if at YOUR house

a vandal struck

why to the “pokey”

you’d have them stuck

the tender minds

that you have spoiled

won’t learn too much

’bout plan and TOILS

your explanation

smooth as silk

can’t save your crime

seems of your ilk

the multi-plied

of misguidings

no wonders why

a “MOTHER’S” CRYING