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GHAUCH Phashun

August 3, 2012

When Gabrielle Christina Victoria “Gabby” Douglas,

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Douglas)

became the ONLY U.S. gymnast to WIN the TEAM and INDIVIDUAL Gold Medal in any summer Olympic the “social” machine, (that HAS been powering so many with a “mind” equaling the specific gravity of Mercury), that is so aptly named for the USER= A ‘TWIT’= twitter, could NOT regulate themselves to the tried, true and extremely SOCIAL event called a CONGRATULATIONS!

It could have read something like
what was said about Gabrielle Union’s awards showing…

” Oh gabby…….you really need to get a celeb hair stylist. There is … Twit.tr
Super_Negra … Gabby can never catch a break from you all at MTO.”…

But, with the seriousness of “NATIONAL PRIDE” being what it IS today instead of DECORUM the “FASCION” Police began their “calls”. * I “googled”, “twits on gabby’s hair instead of medal”.Whereupon being corrected with,’Did you mean: tweets on gabby’s hair’? I was correct to begin with the first query.

EU-EM-GEE(!!), there was NOTHING “ROCKY” with the “FLYING SQUIRREL”! And, little “sister” really made sure that her sidekicks pulled EVERY Rabbit,from wherever they could for the TEAM GOLD.

Hey, did I mention that even though Gabby ” WAS BORN A poor BLACK CHILD”, ( That’s for ALL “the JERKS”.), there appears to be a “color-full’ pattern happening because of some “chil-ren o’ CUHLUH”.

But, to regurgitate such weight about a “Squirrel” NOT binding their ‘tail like a BALANCHINE BALLERINA…

I believe Msr. Balanchine once described HIS “model” as …” the COMPLEXION of a FRESH PEELED APPLE”…

Oh, well. Ms. Douglas is more / (MOOR) the Cafe’ d’ Expresso.

(http://theklowntimes.net/2012/08/02/criticism-of-gabbys-hair-
shows-how-much-we-hate-ourselves/)

In a time when the “fairer” are being “punished” for THEIR efforts to achieve that “COPPER”-TONE, and tousle their fine locks with “a-bit-o-the-“curl”. Which IS what “Gabby” has, ( In ‘spades”!)

THIS is what “AMERICANS” are concerned with. Too bad, we’re about to decide WHO is going to make SURE the “LIFE” style remains a MATTER of PERSONAL CHOICE.

Besides, the hair are Gabby’s personal AILERONS.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileron)

Oh,and as to the title spellings:
GH, as in enouGH
AU, as in AUthor
CH, as in CHaracter…
I KNEW you “TWITS” didn’t LARN YO’ ING-LEASH.

A TASTY UPDATE: 08/04/2012

Pointed out in the news today…

The surname DOUGLAS is the )cryptic) ANAGRAM for USA GOLD. Talk about “CURIOUSER and CURIOUSER”.