Posts Tagged ‘wtf’

That DASTARD Beast REMISED

October 27, 2012

Being extremely ‘LAZY’ AND acutely O.C.D., (Obsessesive Compulsive DISORDER.), can be a “blessing” for one that “needs” to “talk” obsessively. There’s “so much” to express but, the ‘time’ for which can try the obsession to “UTTER”.LOAD the cartridge containing the emotion of “LOVE” and the “reward” is a set of fraternal twins with the tics of Tourette syndrome… answering the others’ expressions.

That’s just the way that I have to explain why I’m placing what I am now. There’s a “SPECIAL…” arriving into my… and I am the guy that explained my solitary business by telling someone ” that I WOULD rather be ALONE, than SORRY”. “SOMEONE” has torn that notice to ATOMS.

accused, NOT heinous
THIS I AM
by TEST, TOSSED to ROAM
though NOT to LAM

my goals have changed
looking, rearranged
this BEAUTY landed
is “LOVE” deranged

the years are long
calm, NEVER kind
to shrink lost thoughts
to ease fogged minds

porschencula sought
but, not yet built
held under waves
for else’s guilts

I’LL wear the clown suit
for only so long
removed, and soon
to humble, STRONG

as this sweet BEAUTY
teach by glow
asks “take my HEART
I’m YOURS you KNOW”

I walk same streets
my “friends” don’t see
that “DASTARD”, BEAST
that ONCE WAS ME
_________________

But, for ALL of this one has to remember the wisdom of Mrs. Pinnochio…”LOVE is a MANY SPLINTERED thing”.
As PAUL HARVEY would leave us…”Good DAY!”

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GHAUCH Phashun

August 3, 2012

When Gabrielle Christina Victoria “Gabby” Douglas,

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Douglas)

became the ONLY U.S. gymnast to WIN the TEAM and INDIVIDUAL Gold Medal in any summer Olympic the “social” machine, (that HAS been powering so many with a “mind” equaling the specific gravity of Mercury), that is so aptly named for the USER= A ‘TWIT’= twitter, could NOT regulate themselves to the tried, true and extremely SOCIAL event called a CONGRATULATIONS!

It could have read something like
what was said about Gabrielle Union’s awards showing…

” Oh gabby…….you really need to get a celeb hair stylist. There is … Twit.tr
Super_Negra … Gabby can never catch a break from you all at MTO.”…

But, with the seriousness of “NATIONAL PRIDE” being what it IS today instead of DECORUM the “FASCION” Police began their “calls”. * I “googled”, “twits on gabby’s hair instead of medal”.Whereupon being corrected with,’Did you mean: tweets on gabby’s hair’? I was correct to begin with the first query.

EU-EM-GEE(!!), there was NOTHING “ROCKY” with the “FLYING SQUIRREL”! And, little “sister” really made sure that her sidekicks pulled EVERY Rabbit,from wherever they could for the TEAM GOLD.

Hey, did I mention that even though Gabby ” WAS BORN A poor BLACK CHILD”, ( That’s for ALL “the JERKS”.), there appears to be a “color-full’ pattern happening because of some “chil-ren o’ CUHLUH”.

But, to regurgitate such weight about a “Squirrel” NOT binding their ‘tail like a BALANCHINE BALLERINA…

I believe Msr. Balanchine once described HIS “model” as …” the COMPLEXION of a FRESH PEELED APPLE”…

Oh, well. Ms. Douglas is more / (MOOR) the Cafe’ d’ Expresso.

(http://theklowntimes.net/2012/08/02/criticism-of-gabbys-hair-
shows-how-much-we-hate-ourselves/)

In a time when the “fairer” are being “punished” for THEIR efforts to achieve that “COPPER”-TONE, and tousle their fine locks with “a-bit-o-the-“curl”. Which IS what “Gabby” has, ( In ‘spades”!)

THIS is what “AMERICANS” are concerned with. Too bad, we’re about to decide WHO is going to make SURE the “LIFE” style remains a MATTER of PERSONAL CHOICE.

Besides, the hair are Gabby’s personal AILERONS.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileron)

Oh,and as to the title spellings:
GH, as in enouGH
AU, as in AUthor
CH, as in CHaracter…
I KNEW you “TWITS” didn’t LARN YO’ ING-LEASH.

A TASTY UPDATE: 08/04/2012

Pointed out in the news today…

The surname DOUGLAS is the )cryptic) ANAGRAM for USA GOLD. Talk about “CURIOUSER and CURIOUSER”.

Asking Your Pardon

June 6, 2012

You must excuse my not
getting back to your notice
it appears that the Gremlins
have found a way to find
work within this blog site

I know that there is some one
trying to signal me of some thing
of the what it may be has become
an empty panel of your
acknowledgements

These times / moments of setting
the few thoughts available to me
are electronic prayers of me
answers deflected by a whom
making me to connive with myself

it would be nice to have a flow
but, intermittence is the lash
of too many creativities
too many caveats
that’s the nature of this

Like Newt She Would HAVE , AND Eat IT Too

March 8, 2012

Barack Obama “is the Food Stamp President”. Thus sayeth the Newt.
( http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/2chambers/post/barack-obama-
the-food-stamp-president/2011/12/07/gIQAq1tKxR_blog.html )

The statement was from the fraternal twin of Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, in his part of the quest to further dismantle this Nation. The problem with Newt’s “blurtosity” is that when one holds up a mirror for him to peer into the truth of his claims he has a great deal of trouble seeing himself. (http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/story/2012-01-18/
fact-check-gingrich-obama-food-stamps/52645882/1)

And, when the “Fly” jumps from his “ointment” into the cavern that is his sugar bowl of a mouth it is swallowed as effortlessly as as how a newborn can breathe AND drink at the same time. He just doesn’t choke. And, he doesn’t look back to learn of his mistakes, even when they disprove him…

(http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/08/michigan-woman-who-won-1m-lottery-
but-kept-using-food-stamps-loses-benefits-141935620/)

This appears to be the most common denominator of those seeking to oust the President, and REASON ITSELF. And, as the MORE often they’re denied in their claims the more gossimer their curtain orders.

Even though most of my focus has been on Newt’s ocular myopathies the fact of a MICHIGAN NATIVE being a MILLIONAIRE and STILL using GOVERNMENT monies is too close a proximity to George’s little boy.

The BEST part of this story is that it IS IMPOSSIBLE for either Newt, or MITT to say anything about anyone else’s RACE, Ms. Clayton HAS STRAIGHT HAIR, and AN AQUILINE NOSE.

Chalk This One UP To a HOMELAND’S SECURITY

January 5, 2012

Will Johnny come marching home again ?
think not, think not…

Dear America, YOUR children are NOW, (http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/275-42/8950-focus-
why-i-voted-against-the-homeland-battlefield-bill), Officially labeled: “Terrorists-To-BE”. (http://weareaustin.com/fulltext/?nxd_id=206847)

In the State that gave us the man who has BAITED the WORLD through “false flags”, while ignoring some local “good-ol’-boys'” dragging their own, personal “tar baby” down a country road ‘to repave it’.

Folks, this ISN’T RACIST speech… I’M BLACK !!! Joe Friday would’ve told it just as plain.

But, there IS a grand irony to the event, “of” for ALL the laws that have been worded to cast the NON-PATRIOTIC “light” on those that DO NOT sparkle with a EUROPEAN MELANINNED hue. To “hear” of a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT being KILLED by local POLICE because he had a PELLET GUN… AND they CAN’T RECOGNIZE IT.
( http://weareaustin.com/fulltext/?nxd_id=206847)!?!

It’s a SAD day when this country’s constabulary has so few visual cues,( And situational trainings.), that an ANGRY child “forces” those who live with the motto ” To PROTECT and SERVE
CANNOT. What is the parental stance ? What is the School’s ? WHY HAVEN’T WE HEARD A peep OF CONDOLENCES from the BUSH family ?

The sad part of this story is that ANYONE who IS SUPPOSED to KNOW the characteristics of the firearms sold across this nation WOULD KNOW that the “weapon” seen in the news article is a DAISY PELLET Pistol, from ANY counter of a KMart, Target, or Walmart. It’s NOT like this child got it from the A.T.F. Although the “vicinity” factor could have played upon the Officer’s minds.
Yes, this IS an early rant-account, ( the VICTIM WAS a MINOR.), so there aren’t any pictoral identifiers yet. But, IF THIS CHILD IS NON- AFRO-AMERICAN EVERY ROOF across this NATION SHOULD BE RAISED for the simple FACT that OUR POLITICIANS have CREATED a NATION OF BOOGEYMEN that will have America acting as bad as the old Soviet Union, and IT’S citizenry snitching and fear filled of WHAT a few ‘SIMPLE(TON’S)’ WORDS COULD MEAN.

With this new law joining with all the NINE_ONE_ONE based “brethren”, can YOU see the “hint” of a “SPRING” on PLYMOUTH”S GRANITE ?

Update, 10/05/2012:
(http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57352769/
answers-sought-over-cops-shooting-of-8th-grader/)
The Police are scrambling. The deceased youth’s Mother took pictures at the scene showing that one of the TWO Officers, that fired upon her Son, had shot the young man IN HIS HEAD !
Don’t let this be forgotten. And, YES this WAS the shooting of a NON-Afro-American person!!! Which proves that NO BODY is safe.
Update: It has come out that a recording of the Police’s dispatch of the officers’ instructions, they SHOULD be LISTENED to.

An update of similar importance:
Today, January 6,2012, the nation of COLUMBIA will return an AFRICAN-AMERICAN TEENAGER that the U.S. agency I.C.E. had DEPORTED as an ILLEGAL RESIDENT !?! Here’s the story, translated from RADIO Santa Fe online; BOGATA, COLUMBIA:
( For english use a translator> So you don’t lose the gist of the report.)

enero 6, 2012 6:42 am January 6, 2012 6:42 a.m.

Tras conocerse la denuncia por parte de la niña de 15 años, la joven Jakadrien Lorece Turner, sobre el error que las autoridades estadounidenses cometieron al deportarla equivocamente a Colombia, el país andino la puso bajo el cuidado del Estado y anunció que será enviada a su país de origen en la jornada de hoy. After learning of the complaint by the girl of 15 years, the young Jakadrien Lorece Turner, about the error that the U.S. authorities to deport mistakenly made Colombia, the Andean country placed under the care of the state and said it will be sent to your country of origin in the day today.

La niña afronorteamericana, quien no habla español, fue deportada en 2010 a Colombia por error del Departamento de Inmigración de Estados Unidos (DIEU), tras huir de su casa en Texas hace dos años, a causa del divorcio de sus padres y el fallecimiento de su abuelo. The African-American girl who speaks no Spanish, was deported to Colombia in 2010 on an error by the Immigration Department of the United States (Dieu), after fleeing his home in Texas two years ago because her parents’ divorce and the death of his grandfather.

Su abuela, Lorene Turner, la estuvo buscando todo el tiempo sin tener éxito hasta diciembre pasado. His grandmother, Lorene Turner, was looking all the time with no success until last December.

Es incomprensible cómo una muchacha estadounidense que solo habla inglés fue enviada a Sudamérica sin pasaporte y sin nada. It is incomprehensible how an American girl who speaks only English was sent to South America without a passport and without anything. Ella me contó que ha estado limpiando casas para poder subsistir, comentó la señora Turner. She told me she has been cleaning houses to make ends meet, Mrs. Turner said.

Presuntamente Jakadrien fue detenida por la policía de Houston a mediados de 2010 y entregó un nombre falso a las autoridades. Jakadrien was allegedly arrested by Houston police in mid-2010 and gave a false name to authorities. Agentes de inmigración la confundieron con una criminal colombiana y la expulsaron de Estados Unidos, sin más averiguaciones. Immigration agents mistook a Colombian criminal and expelled from the United States, without further investigation.

El portavoz del DIEU, Brian Hale, explicó que la agencia federal, en conjunción con el Departamento de Seguridad Interior, inició una amplia investigación interna para esclarecer como este error pudo suceder. DIEU spokesman Brian Hale said the federal agency, in conjunction with the Department of Homeland Security, launched an extensive internal investigation to clarify how this error might happen.

Trascendió que la joven permanece en una instalación correccional colombiana y las autoridades de ese país argumentaron que no la liberarán hasta que sean aclarados todos los pormenores del extraño incidente. It was learned that the girl remains in a correctional facility Colombian authorities argued that the country will not be released until cleared all the details of the strange incident.

Durante su campaña en 2008, el presidente Barack Obama prometió una reforma integral para intentar normalizar el estatus de los casi 12 millones de inmigrantes indocumentados que se calcula residen en Estados Unidos. During his campaign in 2008, President Barack Obama promised comprehensive reform to try to normalize the status of the nearly 12 million undocumented immigrants estimated to reside in the United States.

Sin embargo, en 2011 el número de deportaciones batió un récord: 400 mil personas fueron expulsadas de este país. However, in 2011 the number of deportations set a record: 400 thousand people were driven from this country. Además otros miles de extranjeros permanecen detenidos a la espera de que se resuelvan sus expedientes. Besides thousands of foreigners detained pending their records are resolved.

Los repatriados no pueden volver a pisar Estados Unidos en 10 años. Returnees can not again enter the United States in 10 years. Para regresar antes de ese plazo necesitan un documento especial conocido como “perdón”. To return before that time need special document known as “forgiveness”.

La administración Obama anunció que adicionalmente revisará “caso por caso” los procesos judiciales de otros 300 mil indocumentados que afrontan trámites de deportación. The Obama administration announced that further review “case by case” judicial proceedings of other 300 000 illegal immigrants facing deportation proceedings.
De los 400 mil deportados el año pasado, el 45 por ciento no tenía ningún antecedente penal. Of the 400 000 deported last year, 45 percent had no criminal record.

HOW can a group of COLLEGE edge-a-muh-cated, GUB-MINT employees NOT HAVE the “INTELLIGENCE” to believe a NON SPANISH SPEAKING teenager is in THIS country WILLINGLY ILLEGAL !?! Must be from scools accepting those CORPORATE FUNDS to pay for “good teachers”.

Here They Go Again

December 12, 2011

It has now gotten to be ridiculous since “they” were caught,
( http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=ohio+voting+
machines+2004&oq=ohio+voting+ma&aq=2&aqi=
g3g-v6g-j1&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=
2580l9560l0l24259l14l12l0l4l4l0l349l1980l0.3.3.2l8l0),
RED HANDED the four year restructuring of “HOW” IS in place through the BOEHNER “machine”… And all its “tiny” tendrills.In 2008 Fox’s Greta Van Susteren uncovered a group called “VOTE From Home”, ( … “And he said that they are looking into the intent. All of these members of vote from home, there were 13 registered at an address in Franklin County. They’ve all registered in Ohio. Four have voted already.
So they are looking at the intent, because if they knowingly voted in Ohio realizing that they were not legal citizens of Ohio, then it’s a criminal charge. But if they just misinterpreted the rules and cast their ballots here, then they might have to throw out those ballots.”)

It’s going to be a “cakewalk” for those that WILL RIG the outcome of this Nation’s ELECTIONS, if only for the reason that THEY HAVE paraded enough Clowns in front of the VOTING public that the, (less than), ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DEBATE TEAM presentative research has overwhelmed said VOTERS with even greater stretchings of policies, rules and TRUTH.
Isn’t it TIME that the ALL AMERICAN VOTER learns the difference between , (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester),” One may conceptualize fools in two camps: those of the NATURAL FOOL type and those of the LICENSED FOOL type. Whereas the natural fool was seen as innately nit-witted, moronic, or mad, the licensed fool was given leeway by permission of the court. In other words, both were excused, to some extent, for their behavior, the first because he “couldn’t help it,” and the second by decree.”, within the early part of ‘adulthood’?

December 27,2011 Des Moines, Iowa

… And the Home of the …

November 10, 2011

COWARD!!!
We should no longer wonder what the campaign slogan of “CHANGE” has meant to this present “society”. The “CULTURE” of letting the PERPE-TRAITOR off the hook, NO, letting them RE-BAIT the hook, is only the [LATEST] EWE-TURN of the evaporating civility and character of those we “put in charge”. Beside the GROWING facts of a VOTING group that does so like CHILDREN watching a MCDONALD’S commercial offering a toy from the [OWNER] of the Television company they’ve “PAID”(?) the fees to.
The [CIRCLING] of the la haute société, (upper-“middle”-class.), has [BULLIED] those “lesser than” by a.) Stealing the “lunch money” from the average American’s very bedroom piggy banks. b.)Extracting more “rental fees” of their FIEFDOMS. c.) embracing ancient [STALINIST] tactics toward the citizenry.
The childish [ANTICIPATION]of the coming “sacred” birthday for the son of whose name is trusted, and SO SOUGHT after, is but one example of how JUDAS is to, AGAIN, betray a ‘Holy’ moment. How many of our corporate industries’ captains are secret fans of [E.J. SMITH]? How well do YOU think they’re doing in the emulation?
The title said something about the “HOME” “of”… There aren’t too many homes “of” after [GMAC] became “everyone’s new” [ALLY].

The question is, when are WE going to REINSTATE the physical, and social parts of home’s precursor THE LAND OF THE FREE, then THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!?!

Lyrics In Search of a Tune: Again

October 17, 2011

Sometimes I listen to “musictv” and get inspired. Here I go again…

“Bye Bye, Baby”

What’s that, what you’re telling me
did I just hear good-bye?
You told me (Hey)”You belong to ME”
or was that just a slight beige lie?

Old school, bat the eyes, flick-a-Hip
your “rep-ree-twah” is tried
I was just the Mule for your School books
Time’s lapsed, and you still chase pretty guys

Thanks, “DEAR”, thank you for the test
tear-soaked wings won’t let you fly
Young love gets baggied, no preserves
love “forever”, let’s laugh until we cry

Bye bye baby, I guess it’s time to go
Bye bye baby, go ‘head and let your “feeling” flow
Bye bye baby, I guess I should’ve known
Bye bye baby, my friend are sayin’ “man… told you so

That’s all yawl. The genre “of” said Blues, but, there’s GOT to be ‘Wolfgang Yankovic Zappa’ out there to muddle the maestro-mindset.

Of “Heroes” and FAILURE

September 22, 2011

As I sit here and try to think of how to extract myself from this situation that most other Americans are presently in,(Financial WITHERINGS. Or, as Yul Brynner, in “The King and I”, had said… “Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera”.), the past scenes of “[\"HOPE\"] to escape the stage “Nth” cancers eating this, (and the WORLD), Nation without the use of a Truck-load of scalpels is proving fruitless. For All the things lost the loss of one’s “footing” is one of the worst.Because…

A.)To do so forward usually involves the [\"FACE\"] achieving any sort of [TRAUMA].

B.) Suffering the [\"SPLITS\"] may be funny in a movie but, the objects the loom below the hinge aren’t very cushioned.

C.) An impact on most any section of what [\"TRAILS\"] us might just KILL US.

Mr. Obama sold this, and other, Nations on the use of Balsa I-Beams,to support the weight of gossamer roof tiles. The underlayment between them turn out to be … ONE-PLY toilet paper. Dis-user recycled in content. All handed to him as the “SHRUBBERY” was finally being removed because of a [\"ROOT\"] infection that seems to have affected the soils around the White House AND Capitol Building.
I last wrote about this on September 6,2011 not “having” enough ammunition to “complete” what was on my mind. Then, I’m presented with news of [ROUND TWO] of John Boehner “captaning” his [BAICHA] [BRIGANDS] of Boston Bay.
The interesting thing is that folks are holding [BARACK H. OBAMA] liable for the injuries being inflicted by power famished Pachyderms.
Comment YOUR thought of what the “NEXT” accusation may be.

PHORD’S Puffery

September 17, 2011

The tan-man-of-“Yes-WE-Can” is suffering from the aroma left by his predecessor but, enhanced by HIS [HOUSE-MATES\'] bad [\"DIETARY\"] habits. And, the strength of their diets is changing the menus of those who’d been the [\"WHITE BREAD\"] of ‘Wall Street’.
So, now we are on an intercept journey with a man working to steer his career away from a political [WHITEWASHING] of “failure”.
One such assistant to the slander of the [\"SMOKED][IRISHMAN\"] is none other than [FORD MOTOR COMPANY], who indeed [\"DIDN\'T\"] receive “BAILOUT” fundings but DID [EXPOSE] any stock-holder trying to get a “Leg-UP”…
… on an “exciteable” economy.
With the new line-up of of Cars AND Candidates arriving for 2012 “PHORD’S” Palinistic [PUFFERY],(FTC definition.) Precludes their on air, Carnival [BARKER] blather.
The biggest problem of telling the world an “elastic” truth is that it only stretches so far. And, can be fun to witness first hand…