AN A-Political Announcement

Blue or Red? Can the ensuing elections “cover” the spread? (The HAVES vs the NOTS…) Is the executive Wool too thick to grasp, (with all the “LUBRICATION”… OIL,that is.), let lone remove from the eyes? Is it, has it become, too comfortable that we’ve let them GPS our WILLS? To be directed to a NEVER-NEVER Land, that WE have grown DEAF to the 180 decibel Clock that’s been lashed around our necks… and our children’s FUTURE? “Humor” is, most often, a “constructively” reconstructed HORROR that needs an external “mirroring’ for the teller/ observer/ participant. The clarity is how well the listener responds. Their recognition, and laughter, is how well the ‘HORROR’ is grown past… With that I’m pleased to announce…

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm:


A PRO-gressive for CONGRESS !

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm is the “ONLY Politician” who’ll NOT change THEIR position. AND, will ALWAYS keep their nose to the “GRINDSTONE”. He’s not one of the conceptualistic, closeted, ‘brown nosed corporate “FLUFFERS” that we allow to give themselves a pay-raise, when we’re out here grappling with companies that have cheated, ARE cheating the Government, (THAT WOULD BE US !!!), via the countless, ( Have YOU tried ?), “STEM-u-lost” packages.

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, He’s got your back. The consummate “FINISHER” who can push the base decision past the clinched minds of the “TEA”- totaling wastrels that Washington has allowed to clearly grope the citizenry… with dirty finger nailed clumsiness.

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, a man who’s not afraid to roll up his sleeves then reach deep into an issue, to breach the necessary opening and give his constituency that great release from the tensions that have bound their nation for so long. THAT’S Boris Pheltch-Rhymm !

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, He’s not some “MUNCH URI and CANDY DATE ! Boris is a John Henry- esque, flesh and bone, super reciprocating Man “Of the PEOPLE” ! A John-Sherlock Holmes that is long of MIND and will push an issue tirelessly through the corridors of “The Hill”.

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, a name that will become synonymous with an ‘elected’s performing their chosen duties as if their name was the action. One that provides ALL equal access to the “inner sanctum” of the LAWS of the land.

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm is the man who’s got the Nose for ALL the CRAP that the “past” elected have continuously tried to ‘pass ON the VOTER, for TOO LONG a “Spell”, (As in, Under a…), And he’s the type of guy that will make the LOBBYISTS render their ‘offalings’ as something to FERTILIZE the growth of SMALL BUSINESS, and stop the corporate waste of our “Grains”, (Bread/ Monies. ). Boris’ goals are to lower the METHANED oratories of drug addled recipients of the LUCRED “hand shake”*. ( ” A MAN is only as good as his…*)

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, a down-to-Earth man with a down-to-Earth passion, a man whose name is as uncommon as his promise to KEEP.

So, when you GO TO THE POLLS , on ANY SUPER TUESDAY, if YOU don’t CHOOSE Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, or someone like him… Choose the SOUP! ( Tuesday’s is Clam Chowder !!!)

Trumpeted*, Brayed*… (It’s the PURPLE* Mountains, Madge, ‘you see?)… it doesn’t matter at this moment. CHOOSE BETTER!!!!

THIS has been a SPLAYED a-political a-rousement.

Boris Pheltch-Rhymm, Model citizen.

There’s one GLARING thing about Boris. He, definitely, won’t be tempted like a lot of recently famous dalliers that we’ve heard of. Here’s a ditty that says it all.

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