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AMERICA The BEAUTIFUL…But FAT

August 2, 2008
whole lotta' love

whole lotta' love

America the Beautiful, But FAT.

(Lyrical Parody to My Fair Lady’s Wouldn’t It Be Loverly.)

All I need is room from here to there,

Block the drafts from the cold night air.

With one ‘EEENORMOUS’ chair,

OW, wouldn’t it be BLUBBERLY ?

Lots of choc’lates for me to eat,

‘til I can’t even see my feet.

Ham hands, round face, chin pleats

Ow, wouldn’t it be BLUBBERLY ?

Ow, so BLUBBERLY sittin’ abs-so-BLOOMING-loosely still,

I could never budge ‘till spring.

Fall out over me windowsill.

Someones’ head’s restin’ in my knee,

Warm an’ tender he provides me

Rail thin is how he should be,

Ow would dent it be BLUBBERLY…

BLUBBERLY… BLUBBERLY… BLUBBERLY !!!

As someone who used to weigh 350lbs. I CAN write this. It took the mind reset of GETTING RID of the excess fats. When we were little and told a parent that we’d LOST something they, naturally, told us to FIND IT. Since that time it’s been instilled into our brains… “If you LOSE it you HAVE to FIND it, (!), and here, in America, it’s always “good” to find just that little bit extra. That’s why the weight “LOSS” is a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!

SHADE AND HEATED.

SHADE AND HEATED.